I brought this is not a book to the beach. Aww, inspiration!
I’ve started a new collection of miniature keepsakes, in handmade origami boxes. The idea is that each one has a special meaning for the owner, to be carried in their pocket or displayed in the box. So far I have Jesus, Buddha, angel, and fairy. I plan to make animal versions as well. Let me know what you think!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/Outpost8?section_id=13484735
Conversation on the Bus Today
Lady: I'm not saying all Muslims are terrorists. I'm just saying that the terrorists are Muslims; they have the same holy book, the same beliefs. The terrorists are just more open about about it.
Me: So you've heard about Westboro Baptist Church right?
Lady: Oh my yes, they're an awful group of people.
Me: They're Christian.
Lady: ...
Me: I'm not saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist Church, but they have the same holy book, the same beliefs.
Lady: ...
Me: They're just a lot more open about it.
Random Guy Next To Me: *High fives*
how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS
AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS
AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS
I just got slapped in the face by 1999.
Hundreds of grade school girls sticking these in the corners of their eyes
THEY WERE MEANT FOR THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYSES I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW THIS I ALWAYS STUCK THESE ON MY EARSA ND THEY ALWAYS FELL OFF AND I WOULD ALWAYS GET MAD
